August 13, 2024 - 6:15pm

→ Crime in US cities drops sharply

Crime is still falling in American cities, with a new report from Axios finding a 6% decline in violent crime in the first six months of 2024 compared to the same period last year.

Democrats are already taking a victory lap, per Axios, but the data suggests a slow return to normalcy after a historic surge in crime as American cities scaled back policing in 2020.

The outlet doesn’t compare 2024 to 2019, owing to NYC declining to turn over their more recent data to the Major Cities Chiefs Association. But the organisation reported a surge in homicide (25%) and aggravated assault (11.6) from 2019 to 2020, while other data sets show that violent crime spiked 5.5% from 2019 to 2020. So the drift back to normalcy is not exactly a slam dunk. Can Democrats rebrand as the law and order party? 

→ CNN becomes a late night laughing stock

No one — including the presumably Left-leaning audience of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show — believes CNN is a wholly objective outlet.

CNN anchor Kaitlin Collins, a guest on the show last night, was discussing Joe Biden’s exit from the 2024 race when Colbert remarked that CNN was “objective,” and that they “just report the news as it is,” only to be met with laughter from the audience.

“Was that supposed to be a laugh line?” Collins asked. “It wasn’t supposed to be, but I guess it is,” Colbert said, to another round of audience laughter. A friendly audience isn’t always a good thing.

→ Greenwich council offers residents bizarre robbery lesson

As Britain seems to be returning to some semblance of law and order after last week’s riots, Greenwich council has shared some handy advice for its residents of the still-crime-ridden capital.

The animated video is designed for “Theft and Robbery Awareness”. The stellar advice it doles out includes, “Be mindful of your surroundings, especially if you’re wearing designer clothes or jewellery, as you could become a target for thieves.” So, Meantimers must keep all nice things under lock and key.